Not Bungie Weekly Update 06/18/2015 - E3

This week at Bungie… I wasn’t there. 

But neither was Deej. 

The team was off at E3 having a grand old time shooting guardians with t-shirts from the only Gally many of us will ever see. 

Also at E3 Deej’s fabulous suit was replaced by the newest Bungie fashion statement, The Oryx @$# Hat, designed by Bungie’s own Luke Smith.  

Luke Smith confirmed that the presence of another chest in the Vault of Glass will never be confirmed. 

                                                                                                                                          

Meanwhile

Back at the office, the responsible part of the team that was left behind was hard at work releasing Hot Fix 1. 2.0.3, in which we attempted to get Skolas to attend Anger Management. Details of which can be seen here or just go play Level 35 Prison of Elders. 

Guardians spent the week glued to their screens consuming every piece of The Taken King information thrown their way, especially the unconfirmed parts.  There have been reports of Destiny future content overload. The pre-orders seem to be flying in, but of course not everyone is happy, Cayde for one is not pleased with the sale of his precious Strange Coins to collectors. While other Guardians are uneasy about the grand amount of story alluded to, stating, “this is not the Destiny we have grown accustomed to.” 

                                                                                                                                          

 Guardian Burn and Cauldron Bubble

Trials returned yet again this past weekend on Cauldron.  Here is a heat-map for you. The red indicates where Thorn was used: 

 Trials will return this weekend. We are certain that the map chosen will be met with dismay by the majority of Guardians, who will then play it anyway.

                                                                                                                                          

We Know

There are problems.

We are fixing them. 

                                                                                                                                          

Rated G for Gally

 WINNER: This is why we don’t trust everyone with a Gjallarhorn, some people just cant handle them. 

Honorable Mention: Deej shows us what he truly thinks of E3.   

This is the point where I write something that sounds mysterious and like a true hint to some future event, but really means nothing at all… 

…or does it?

-Belle